Things I Say in Econ Class

I fell in the mud. I was walking down a hill, and I fell in the mud.

I'm sorry.

No, I liked it. You know? It was exciting.

I don't know.

My life is falling apart.

What?

Don't you ever feel that way? Like everything is just falling apart and you don't know what you're doing with your life, and everything is ending then you start to think about death, and then the afterlife and how, even when you are alive you can experience the afterlife? When things are dying, and you are dying every fucking day, and what happens when you don't love anything or anyone anymore?

No.

Well, I think I'm experiencing the afterlife.

Okay.